The Great Escape : Steve McClaren


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"Bad day, looking for a way... looking for the great escape"

Those words accurately describe what the ex-England manager, Steve McClaren have felt after his ill fated brief spell. Ah, that rainy November night - McClaren under the infamous umbrella; Scott Carson's goalkeeping gaffe; Croatia's Petric's 77th minute goal - the 3 Lions and its fans were resigned to a long summer watching Euro 2008 from the comfort of their pubs. Following the 3-2 loss to Croatia, McClaren was swiftly fired as England manager and all looked doom and gloom for the ex-Middlesbrough manager; surely his disastrous tenure as England's boss did his resume little good but given the nature of the beautiful game, Holland came calling in the shape of Eredivise club FC Twente.

"Gets in his car and drives away...Puts on a smile and breaths it in and breaths it out"

And that's what he did. FC Twente announcement of Steve McClaren as the successor to ex-manager Fred Rutten (currently manager of German club Schalke) was met with mixed results by pundits who generally knew little about the Dutch club nor cared much about McClaren's new gig. After securing qualification to the qualifying rounds of the champions league from last season's Eredivise playoff victory against Ajax, FC Twente were drawn against English giants Arsenal. A 6-0 aggregate loss sent McClaren's side out of the champions league but then again it was always going to be a tough task overcoming the English side.

"Don’t be afraid just eat up all the gray and it will fade away, Don’t let yourself fall down"

With 5 wins and a draw in their last six domestic games, FC Twente sit 3rd in the Eredivise, five points behind leaders AZ Alkmaar and face Marseille in the first knock out round of the EUFA cup in February. While former manager Fred Rutten deserves credit for building a good squad, McClaren has done himself much good by sticking to a simple yet winning formula which players as well as fans enjoy. While most new managers shuffle the deck upon arrival to new pastures, McClaren stuck with Rutten's system whilst adding reinforcements in loan signings.

"He says bye-bye, bye to all of the noise, Oh he says bye-bye bye to all of the noise"

Things can only getter better for McClaren and FC Twente. Relative anonymity from the English media has done him wonders and with a successful start to his reign in Holland, it won't be long till a premier league club comes calling yet whether Alex Ferguson's former assistant will make any hasty decisions about a coaching career in the motherland. At FC Twente, McClaren a big fish in a little pond - that suits him just fine.

A date in Catalonia



Shooting blanks...Can Benzema and co. do the unthinkable?

Ah the shivers... the first knockout draw of the champions league has been revealed and it sure contain some cracking ties. Liverpool's master tactician Rafa Benitez returns back to former club Real Madrid who are now managed by ex-Espanyol/Malaga/Sevilla/Tottenham manager Juande Ramos... you get the logic but just down the road at the Vicente Calderon, Madrid's sister club Atletico welcome Portuguese bruisers FC Porto - a tie which should please both fans.

"I am very worried... It's mission impossible, equivalent to you asking me to jump over the crossbar with both feet tied." - those were the words of Lyon's sporting director Bernard Lacombe after it was revealed French domestic heavyweights Lyon have a less than pleasant date with Catalan giants Barcelona who will be furiously licking thier paws. The yellow submarine will hope to stay afloat for a while as Spanish side Villarreal take on surprise group winners Panathinaikos; a draw which should please both managers.

Across the English channel, Premier league heavyweights Man Utd, Chelsea and Arsenal all have Italian dates - Italy has good food, wine and the women are fond of the bidet; all which should please Arsene Wenger's men who travel to the capital to take on Italy's best dressed manager Luciano Spaletti and co. Both teams will undoubtedly fancy their chances as both teams domestic campaign has been poor so far yet a good European showing could make for happy fans. The Special one might consider taking time off his part time gig on Setanta sports as a date with cup holders man Utd is on the cards. Jose Mourinho's return to Old Trafford conjures of past images when his 2004 FC Porto team sent Man Utd out of the competition which will not be lost on Alex Ferguson. Inter have been spectacular in the Seria A while Man Utd's european form has been solid - too close to call i reckon.

Bells are ringing across Stamford Bridge as Chelsea fans welcome back ex-manager Ranieri who will take his Turin side to seek revenge against Roman Abramovich - remember him? He's Chelsea's super billionaire but more importantly fired the tinkerman. Juventus were spectacular in the group stages while Scolari's merchants were less than stellar but signings during the January transfer window should shore up the English's sides weakness.

German hierachy in the form of Bayern Munich will take on Portuguese side Sporting Lisbon. Provided the german club don't suffer a rush of blood to the head, Bayern should have little trouble disposing of the Lisbon side but then again it's anyone's guess which Munich side decides to show up.

How to win the Champions League : Avoid Barcelona!



In a few hours, the first knockout draw of the UEFA champions league will take place in Nyon, Switzerland. The road to Rome will commence for Europe's elite clubs - the chance of hoist the trophy and proclaim its self as the greatest club on the continent. Not all is rosy, careful preparation, tactical efficiency and most of all LUCK guides a club to achieve Europe's ultimate's prize. The 2008/09 Champions league is no exception - the last 16 clubs will all be hoping for favorable draws. Continental giants such as Barcelona, Man Utd, Liverpool amongst others who qualified as group winners will find it harder this year to draw the so called "easier draws" - thanks to a less than stellar performance amongst the like of Real Madrid, Chelsea, Arsenal and Inter who finished runners up in the group stages and perhaps might actually find it a lot easier during the draw for the knock out round, Hmm... what a tactic. While clubs from the same country will avoid each other, heavyweight match-ups amongst these European giants looks inevitable.

The Spanish Armada: Atletico Madrid, Barcelona, Real Madrid & Villarreal

Much to no surprise, only Barcelona managed to claim top spot of all the Spanish teams in the group stages - the likes of Real Madrid did little to dispel critics with its average performance in the group stages along with Villareal whose last minute farce against Celtic did little to help thier cause of finishing tops of the group. A solid showing by Atletico Madrid wasn't enough to claim top spot but it was always going to be hard with the likes of Liverpool in the same group. Needless to say, all runners up will hope to avoid the Catalan giants who have been absolutely amazing this season but Chelsea, Lyon, Inter or Arsenal will find themselves paying a visit to Lionel Messi and co.

Armed with the never-ending check book along with a new manager, Real Madrid be expected to produce good run in the UEFA champions league to rescue what has been a poor season according to those lofty Benabeu fans but if recent form is anything to go by, the turmoil might not be over and a Champions league trophy might just be a little bit out of reach. A draw against Portuguese giants FC Porto and Athenian great Panathinaikos would be considered very favorable but if all goes awry, Bayern Munich, Liverpool, Roma and Man Utd will be eagerly queuing up.

Villarreal and Atletico Madrid might be considered one of this year's dark horses but Yellow Submarines fans will believe their team is strong enough to challenge for top honors given favorable circumstances. Villarreal's best hope may lie with a pairing against Panathinaikos or maybe FC Porto and AS Roma.

Led by Sergio Aguero, Atletico Madrid have proved themselves a force to be reckoned with in Europe yet a less than stellar domestic campaign does little to calm the nerves. Like Villarreal, a draw against Porto, Roma or Panathinaikos would be eagerly welcomed but given Atletico's unpredictable form, a trip to Manchester, Turin or Munich wouldn't be the end of the world.

The Top 4: Man Utd, Liverpool, Chelsea & Arsenal

Group winners Manchester Utd and Liverpool would be less than pleased with Chelsea and Arsenal's group stage antics - the plan was fool proof, win thy group thus we all get fairly easy draws. I reckon the memo never made its way to London thus resulting in a tougher than expected knock out draw looms for both group winners. Cup holders Man Utd would surely fancy a trip to Lyon or Sporting and maybe Madrid to face Atletico but its karma has its way, the Santiago Bernabeu against Madrid bound Ronaldo would make the perfect script.

Steven Gerrard and company should be confident about their chances advancing past the first knockout round thanks to master tactician Rafa Benitez. Over the past few years, the Merseyside club has proved its style is more suitable for the champions league rather than the domestic league but nevertheless, a trip to Milan to face The Special one wouldn't be its first choice to say the least.

Ah, Scolari... what has thy done to Chelsea! A more likable Chelsea should be able to withstand the first knock out round except the likes of Barcelona come strutting along. If the London club manages to avoid a trip to Spain, ex Chelsea manager Claudio Ranieri might be eager for revenge against his old employers which might not be the best idea. A Chelsea vs Bayern match up should be very interesting nonetheless.

With an average age of 19 - 25, Arsene's boys-cum-boys haven't exactly been up to task. The domestic form wouldn't scare any of the big heavyweights but Arsenal have a knack of playing great against the top teams still they will like to avoid Barcelona or Juventus. A date with Roma would set the football purists salivating - two teams who play the beautiful game.

The Lega Calcio - Juventus, Inter and Roma

A home defeat to CFR Cluj wasn't part of the plan yet Roma bounced back miracoulously to take top spot ahead of Chelsea. Following in the footsteps of Totti, the Rome club has managed to salvage a disastrous start to the domestic season with its recent performances and its gotten only better. Totti's strking partner Mirko "footballer/part-time stripper" Vucinic has been in good form this season thus the Gialorossi faithful have reasons to hope for the best. Of all the group winners, Roma might have the most favorable draw.

The Old Lady is doing her best to turn back the clock. Tinkerman Ranieri has done nothing short of wonders for the Turin clubs and the efficiency of Del Piero and Chillieni make Juventus a force to be reckoned with. Drawn into the group of death, Juventus made little work of defeating Real Madrid twice and taking care of business against Zenith and BATE thus securing its qualification with a game to spare. If Ranieri's men avoid injuries, they should advance to the quarter final stages with relative ease if they avoid Chelsea... things could get a little rough then.

The special one with the special team aims to win the special cup for the second time in his career. With Inter running away with its domestic title, Mourinho's squad looks like the real deal with minor adjustments. Alcohol fan Adriano looks set to leave the Milanese club and rumors of cup-tied Drogba appear to be waning. Mourinho will fancy a trip back to former club FC Porto but given his lofty goals, he shouldn't be quaking in his boots with a draw against Barcelona, Man Utd or arch nemesis Liverpool. If Mourinho can keep things under wraps at Inter and establish a set formation which the players are comfortable with, a bus trip to Rome in May looks very feasible.

The so called "light weights" - Sporting Lisbon & Panathinaikos

Portuguese hopefulls Sporting will be hoping to draw fellow lightweights Panthinaikos if they have any hope of advancing to the quarterfinals because any other scenario could spell disaster. The midfield duo of Veloso and Moutinho will have their work cut out while aging Brazilian forward Leidson might find it too difficult to break the defence of the likes of Liverpool, Mau Utd or Juventus.

Panathinaikos have no hope! That sentence wouldn't be far fetched but since the game is not played on paper, anything can happen. Few predicted the Greek club to top a group which featured Inter Milan but as luck would have it they let the cat out of the bag. A date looms with one of Europe's top club. Henk Ten Cate's man would defintely not relish a trip back to his former employers Chelsea but whoever the club is pitted against, they surely would not relish it.

Last but not Least : Bayern Munich, Lyon and FC Porto

Perhaps the best run club over the past 5 years has been Lyon. Chairman Jean Michel Alaus has made the French club untouchable in its domestic league but Europe has not been so kind. One could argue if Lyon didn't sell its star players every other season then it might possess the ability to challenge for European honors but that's football. In all honesty, Lyon have a good team - the likes of Toulalan, Juninho and Benzema are all world class but the rest of the squad isn't quite up to par. Lyon's problem lies in its defence and its single proned attack - Benzema is great but he's only human thus he cannot bag a hat trick in every game. A draw against Roma, Panathinaikos or FC Porto should see Lyon just scrape through but an unfavorable date against others might spell the end of Europe - oh well, cue up 8th straight title.

It was always going to be tough for the Portuguese giants after they secured qualification to the knock out round of Europe though maybe first place wasn't the plan but a training round game against Arsenal in the final group game did Porto lots of good. By finishing top spot they will avoid the likes of Barcelona, Man Utd and Juventus but could face the likes of Inter, Chelsea or Real Madrid. FC Porto have the talent to battle it against Europe's big boys but the final result is anyone's guess.

Someone once told me Luca Toni is Europe's top earner - 10 million euro's annually AFTER TAXES! Surely this cannot be true but if it is, it surely money well spent. Bayern Munich have been unpredictable all season; they stink one week and incredible the next week. Can Bayern win it all? Well, the answer is probably not but they sure can try. Any club that draws the German giants will have its hands full. Will Ribery or Toni save Klinsmann blushes? Only time will tell.

I want More : Oliver Twist up for sale!


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It's that time of the year again, it's Christmas time but thanks to the global credit crunch, this festive period might not be as lavish as previous years. For most English football fans, the holiday season can be a make or break time - a plethora of games during the holiday season can be the difference between staying up or going down and for the top clubs, its the season of giving - giving fans hope for the championship or a place in Europe. No matter what road your teams travels down this festive period, one thing is certain January cannot come soon enough.

Alas, Owen has been linked to the likes of Chelsea, Liverpool, Tottenham and Manchester - yes City has managed to link themselves to every possible player on the globe. Owen's a goal every other game strike record cannot be ignored but his crocked feet is something most suitors would like to ignore. Since his £16 million move from Real Madrid in 2005, Owen has played 60 games for Newcastle scoring a total of 29 goals but most of his time has been hampered by injuries. The former European player of the year is up for sale, better yet - he's available on the cheap for a paltry sum of £5 million on a £105, 000 a week contract. Bound to leave Newcastle during the summer for free, a winter transfer move for the diminutive goal poacher has got the pulses racing but the question remains, what clubs are queuing up and more importantly, which one of these can afford his enormous wage bill.

Chelsea & Liverpool:
Either club will be Owen's preferred destination though the latter would be a perfect homecoming to the club who made him a household name but is there really a place for him at the Kop. Stuck with a £20 million bench warmer in the mold of Robbie Keane along with golden boy Torres, Benitez might not be over thrilled by the prospect of an Owen return yet his goal record compared to that of Keane just might do the trick. Rumors about a possible departure of Keane to former club Tottenham looks more likely by the passing day thus the boy-cum-man might find himself among familiar pastures.

Speculation linking Owen to Stamford Bridge is stuff dreams are made up of.

Tottenham:
Ah, the magical wand of Harry Redknapp has no bounds. While Owen to Tottenham reports seem very unlikely, truth be told the North London club are on of a few who could afford his enormous wage bill even if he plays half the season - cue up Ledley King's new best friend. Owen would fit quite nice into Tottenham should the club employ a 2 man strike force. Also, he would be trading the metropolitan borough of Tyne and Wear for the glitz and glamor of London - something Dennis Wise (Newcastle's Executive Director) can attest to.

Manchester City:
Following in the footsteps of Real Madrid by linking themselves to every football player on the globe, the Eastlands might be a possible destination for Owen. The world's richest club could easily afford hiw wages and if rumors are to be believed, he would find himself with a new set of galacticos - Robino, Kaka, Buffon, Villa, Jesus - you name it.

It might be a case of hardball for current club Newcastle but even the Geordie faithful have resigned to losing Michael Owen leaving them with Mark Viduka, Obafemi Martins and the delightful Shola Ameobi. If i were a gambling man, a decent wager on Man City wouldn't be too far fetched.

Don't Screw This Up : The Consistency of Inconsistency


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Speculation season is ripe - which top 4 premier league team is likely to relinquish its status? With a third of the season played, Arsenal's stuttering form which sees them occupy 4th place tied on points with 5th place Aston Villa has led to contemplation of a thorn amongst the top four - could this really be the year? Let's not get carried away, the talent within the big four is far superior than the rest of the league yet each year, an outsider tries to trespass the pastures of the the big boys merely to crumble its base. Over the past 5 years, only has Everton managed to scupper this monopoly thanks to a poor domestic campaign from Liverpool coupled with a fantastic European campaign which led to a climatic 2004/05 Champions league final victory against AC Milan. Thanks to the ever-fickle UEFA, a rule change thrust Liverpool into preliminary qualifying rounds of the Champions league while Everton was left less than amused with a win or drop into the UEFA CUP tie against Spanish side Villarreal.

Since this glitch in an otherwise stable programming schedule, Everton along with Tottenham have done their best to maintain the status-quo by fumbling the ball seconds before the final whistle. While the argument about the wealth and purchasing power of the top four cannot be under-estimated, the recent take-over of premier league teams by wealthy foreigners might spring a glimmer of hope. The 2008/09 premier league season is shaping up to be a cracker - relegation battles are rife, the title race is as close as ever, referee's are doing their best to steal the headlines - yet the talking point seems to surround what top four pretender might actually become a contender. On paper, the top four should be safe but since the game is not played on paper, hope beckons for the chosen few.

Before the beginning of the season, most pundits (rightfully so) had high expectations of Tottenham cracking the monopoly - the duo of Keane and Berbatov along with the recent acquisitions of Modric, Dos Santos, Bentley and Gomes - looked a promising squad. Well that never materialized thanks to the sheer absurdity/tom-foolery of the Tottenham board of directors which led to the sale of the striking duo of Keane (Liverpool) and Berbatov (Man Utd) accompanied with less than adequate replacements threw a spanner into Tottenham's chances. The possibility of a salvaged season was quickly lost with a shambolic start to the season resulting in the sack of Manager Juande Ramos and Director of Football Damien Comolli. Quickly doing his best NOT to shoulder the blame, chairman Levy appointed Harry "Saviour/Traitor" Redknapp who had miraculously turned Tottenham's fortunes albeit only for a short period. The saying "nothing is impossible" surely can be rubbished concerning hopes for Champions league football for Tottenham yet Europe's forgotten competition (UEFA CUP) still remains a possibility.

Perhaps the best manager outside the top 4 is arguably David Moyes - the 45 yr old Scot has worked wonders at Everton despite limited transfer funds. The aforementioned lack of cash has seen Everton stumble back and forth only to remain comfortably on the shoulders of giants. A good 2007/08 domestic season was quickly squashed thanks to a poor transfer campaign - the £15 million purchase of Standard Liège midfielder Marouane Fellaini along with a £5 million purchase of injury prone Louis Saha definitely wasn't the blueprint. A disappointing start to the season has seen early season hopes of participating in next year's Champions league fade. Still, it might not be all lost. If rumors are true, the acquisition of CSKA Moscow foward Vagner Love should result in a lethal partnership with Yakubu but the seriousness of a top 4 challenge might be far fetched.

Surely the most interesting transfer during the summer was done at the highest level - the sale of Man City from now fugitive Thaskin Shinawatra to Arab mega billionaires lifted the reputation of the Eastlands club. Armed with a blank check, the new owners whizkid want-away superstar Robinho to less than familiar settings. Along with the earlier arrivals of fellow Brazilian Jo, Chelsea bench-warmer Wright Phillips along with Kompany and Zabaleta, the prospect of European football with Mark Hughes at the helm seemed very plausible. Surely the Robinho's magic would melt off like hot butter amongst his fellow teammates. The salivating attacking prowess if Robinho, Jo, Elano and Wright Phillips would wreak havoc amongst their opponents yet Man City finds itself languishing mid-table thanks to a less than astute defense. Dressing room quarrels (Elano Vs. Hughes) along with speculation about the manager's future doesn't bode well for City's ambitions. Since money is no object, a spending spree in the current global credit crunch sould see Man City acquire re-inforcements thus giving bookmakers daily headaches over the plight of The Citizens. The phrase "watch this space" is the perfect motto for the Eastland club.

Of all the top four pretenders yet to be contenders, Aston Villa has to be the biggest of them all. The premier league table with Villa in 4th place is stuff dreams are made of but while this may be a case of wishful thinking, a good summer transfer campaign along with a role-model club owner has got the pulses racing. While Aston Villa's form isn't stellar, the recent victory against Arsenal has cast Villa into the role of party crashers. Martin O'Neill has done a fantastic job during his time at Villa - hastily punching above your weight isn't O'Neill's philosophy - thus building an all around solid team is sure to reap merits. While no "superstar" arrived in Aston, new arrivals in the form of James Milner, Carlos Cuellar along with American safe-hands Brad Friedel and Brad Guzan has put some quality into the side. While Villa's squad should bring European football next season, Martin O'Neill's best hope lies in the inconsistency of 4th place Arsenal. While the Gunner's cannon barrel stutters, a villain uprising might just be enough to depose Arsenal off its perch yet Villa's lack of consistency along with Arsenal's inconsistency is the perfect setting for a climatic ending in the race for 4th spot.

Bluffed : Russian Roulette at its Worst!


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While Robinho’s self sulk led to a less than acrimonious departure from Real Madrid to cash abundant Chelsea Man City was the highlight of a Ronaldo to Real Madrid saga transfer window, perhaps the most significant move was the one that almost never happened. No not Ronaldo, Russia’s golden boy Arshavin filled the gossip rumors for the latter part of the summer. A superb UEFA CUP triumph with club side Zenith St.Petersburg accompanied with two man of the match displays against Sweden and Holland at the Euro’s elevated Arshavin’s status from continental fame to house-hold name - surely this has got to be the fastest rise in fortune. His performance in the Euro quarterfinal against Holland was Maradona-esqe – club scouts pulled their thinning hair out while club chairmen signed blank checks. Despite a relative anonymous display against Spain in the semifinal, the flame had spread.


Within the next week, every big European club was linked to the Russian playmaker – Barcelona, Arsenal, Bayern, Juventus, Real Madrid and Chelsea (though the latter gets linked to every player). While the west couldn’t stop raving about the artful dodger, back east Zenith decided to engage in a game of Russian Roulette with its prized asset.

Following his professed love for Spanish giants Barcelona, the Catalan club tabled a bid of €10mil which was quietly swept under the rug by Zenith – surely the 27 yr old playmaker’s value was triple that amount. Playing hardball with Arshavin’s suitors was fast becoming chic and stylish – bids after bids were reportedly turned down. Resigned to losing Arshavin, Zenith splashed out a Russian transfer record €30mil for 24 yr old Portuguese born Dinamo Moscow playmaker Danny – it seemed the auction was coming to a close. Dismayed by Zenith’s antics, Arshavin did his best to push through a transfer even if Europe’s big boys had dropped their interests. With 2 weeks left in the transfer window, English premier league club Tottenham emerged as favorites – truth be told, they were the only suitors at this period. The €25mil price quote proved to be an expensive gamble – would Arshavin adapt to the physicality of the English game or would he be the second coming of Rebrov.


With negotiations between suitor and parent club headed nowhere, Arshavin issued numerous public attacks pleas towards Zenith in hopes of a transfer yet the €25mil Russian roulette game rolled on with no end in sight. Following the transfer of fellow country-mate Pavlychenko to Tottenham coupled with the exit of Tottenham fowards Robbie Keane and Man Utd bound Berbatov, it seemed inevitable that the lethal striking partnership that put the Swedes and Dutch to sword would be reignited at White Hart Lane but a last minute Texas style hold-em poker bluff by Tottenham left Zenith with egg on its face – the club was stuck with a €30mil replacement signing along with the unhappiest footballer in Russia.


With the winter transfer window approaching, the Arshavin saga rages on – the player has publicly stated he wants out of Zenith and he might finally get his wish sooner than later. Several clubs have had less than stellar starts to their season, a knock down price Arshavin – thanks largely to Zenith – looks like a good investment. While the playmaker might be Cup-tied in Europe, there should be an array of suitors lining up to snatch his signature once the gates of the winter transfer season swing open.